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Old Aug 2, 2010 | 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Derek
Congrats, man. Now it doesn't look like you're smuggling smurfs in your pants anymore. :deek:
:eek5: OMG
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Old Aug 2, 2010 | 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Derek
Congrats, man. Now it doesn't look like you're smuggling smurfs in your pants anymore. :deek:
HOLY FUCKING BAT SHIT

it's deek :run:
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Old Aug 2, 2010 | 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Line7
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Yeah, girls dont like anal sex


THEY FUCKING LOVE IT!
Not all of them... And most certainly don't like to feel pressured into having anal.
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Old Aug 2, 2010 | 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by GSRRacer95
You sir, are an idiot. Why did decide to date her if you aren't into her?!?! Now you are just a prick.
we started off with the intention of being just FWB (her idea)...then she'd take it a little further and insinuate she'd be more comfortable being exclusive (what do I have to lose, I haven't dated anyone else so far) before we did anything. then she wanted to be dating so "people wouldn't think she's a whore". Basically, she was trying to trap me in a relationship by promising sex. I knew what she was doing, so I figured if she was gonna be a sneaky bitch, she deserved me to act like a prick. :dunno:

besides that I've already told her I'm not into her and am just in it for sex. she still wanted to date.

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Old Aug 2, 2010 | 06:22 PM
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What the hell? Has this turned into honda-acura-bmw-fuck-tutorial.net?
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by MrFatbooty
What the hell? Has this turned into honda-acura-bmw-fuck-tutorial-condom-tech-anal-sex.net?
fixed
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Chefboiali
I think bottom line... Your dick is too used to the tightness of your gripping hand. Even the rubs and tugs you've gotten from the massage parlors make it difficult for your penor to enjoy a woman's vagina to completion.

o:

Tell her to do some keggels or whatever (or politely suggest it, I dunno) or maybe she's relaxing her vajajay too much during the act.

Next time I'd suggest you try letting her do the work, on top - as long as she's applying some pressure down there it should feel tight enough. Tell her what's good, to keep it up or to change the rhythm and you should complete the mission even if she isn't hot at all.


I'll be keeping you in my prayers :hsugh:
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 07:26 AM
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doggy style will make you blow your load fo sho...
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 07:28 AM
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it's been long enough - on to the next one
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 07:34 AM
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This thread makes me slap me :doh:
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