The only thing left that HAN can provide is Tark having perfect English...then its over.

Why no pics yet? WTF?

 

You sir, are an idiot. Why did decide to date her if you aren't into her?!?! Now you are just a prick.

See post #69

 

Congrats....but you're missing out big by not busting. I didn't bust my first couple times because I didn't know what the hell I was doing and didn't even know what cum was. But I was 13. You've had plenty of time to know the ins and outs (no pun intended) of the porn world and how shit works.

Maybe try putting her legs over your shoulders. It's one of the best ways to ensure I get mine.
But keep the condom on, or bust on her stomach, because it's a very well known way to make a baby in one shot.

But hey, good luck, and stay safe.

 

i think we're getting there.

 

defiantly sounds like a mental issue.

see if she'll do it with you while watching porn :dunno:


BTW, make sure you remember to post when all hell/drama breaks loose

 

Or just have a few drinks. :hsugh:
Not too many, though.

 

Toss her a strap on. See what she does.

(enjoy the mental image, HAN. Enjoy)

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage


:hsdunno:

 

 

i can't wait for the 'holy shit this bitch is crazy' thread