we have to do a research paper for my english class and i thought it would be cool to talk about the theory that the holy grail is acutally a Mary Magdalene (long story, but interesting). My teacher decided to be a b1tch and said that it wasn't "academic" enough and that it was only myth, which it actually isn't and i can back it up with fact but noooooo.....she's got a pole up her ass. i really don't want to do something stupid like alchoholism or whatever (which she wants us to do), so i think i'm going to do the paper to piss her off.

cliffs notes: teacher does want me to do a paper b/c she's a whore

 

A cup is actually a ho?

 

I don't know Mary Magdalene, is she nice?

 

Tell her how you think it is violating your religious freedom not to be able to do it about that. Maybe that will scare her.

 

HOLY SHIT IM IN THE SAME BOAT!

i wanted to do something cool but couldnt come up w/ an "appropreat" topic in time so she assigned me falconry:wtf:

falconry is that gay ass sport from the 1700's were people have birds hunt stuff and hope they come back.

its so ****ing gay, and the teachers an alcoholic bitch that does nothing but tell us how lazy we are and how we shouldnt lose motivation when she had a countdown to retirement on the board the first god damn day of school. i think she is pissed at the school for not leting her retire last year and made her wait till this year was up, and takes it out on us. the worst part is the class is first period and im really not in the mood for her shit at 7:30 in the morning

sorry had to vent
but i feel your pain, i just wish i coulda found something cool cause than id be interested and maby do the assignments on time instead of procrastinating and losing points

 

Write it perfectly, and then if she fails you on it, take it to the chancellor/school board and tell them that this women is a poor instructor and has been pushing her beliefs on others. You want her fired and a written apology or you are going to sue.

 

falconry is the coolest ****ing skill ever, if i had trained birds that attacked people id never have to work again.

 

HAN should have a spell checker, the word is appropriate.

 

 

i already went to the dean about her (trust me, this hasn't been the only problem). even my mom knows the woman is a f*cking moron and is pissed at her for not letting me do the project (she knows about the theory too, and she agrees with me that its perfectly academic).

it sure as hell a good thing that my stepdad has his law degree (not to mention we have plenty of money). we'll probably ask for our money back and make sure this woman gets fired. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH