we have to do a research paper for my english class and i thought it would be cool to talk about the theory that the holy grail is acutally a Mary Magdalene (long story, but interesting). My teacher decided to be a b1tch and said that it wasn't "academic" enough and that it was only myth, which it actually isn't and i can back it up with fact but noooooo.....she's got a pole up her ass. i really don't want to do something stupid like alchoholism or whatever (which she wants us to do), so i think i'm going to do the paper to piss her off.

cliffs notes: teacher does want me to do a paper b/c she's a whore