Miracle Monday?
Sitting at work, listening to customers complain about thier cable service.
One lady wanted me to go thru every channel and tell her 2 shows that are on that broadcast. (Everything that is on tv these days to her is "smut"). When I got to the Discovery ch, the 2 shows that popped into mind were "dirty jobs" and "Man vs Wild". She then cussed me and the tv stations for showing pornos.
Shoulda said "mythbusters"
One lady wanted me to go thru every channel and tell her 2 shows that are on that broadcast. (Everything that is on tv these days to her is "smut"). When I got to the Discovery ch, the 2 shows that popped into mind were "dirty jobs" and "Man vs Wild". She then cussed me and the tv stations for showing pornos.
Shoulda said "mythbusters"
my wife's maltese gave my pitbull worms and he woke me up every couple of hours to shit soup all night long. I haven't had caffeinated coffee in 8 months till yesterday, and i drank a whole bunch at 4 pm and couldn't fall asleep till 1am anyways. And i feel sick. And the roads are icy as hell.


