Sitting at work, listening to customers complain about thier cable service.
One lady wanted me to go thru every channel and tell her 2 shows that are on that broadcast. (Everything that is on tv these days to her is "smut"). When I got to the Discovery ch, the 2 shows that popped into mind were "dirty jobs" and "Man vs Wild". She then cussed me and the tv stations for showing pornos.
Shoulda said "mythbusters"