So, I was at a dance last night (wasted as hell)...and a really cute Greek girl from ATL taps me on the shoulder and starts talking to me (NEVER happens). Well, the convo is going pretty well, I think, until she makes a comment on how she thinks chest hair is sexy (FYI, I'm a hairy beast and the top button of my shirt is undone). And my dumbass, trying to be funny, says "Oh yeah, how about hairy backs"... and she walked away.

:doh:

 

hahahaha sorry man... thats damn humorous though

 

you sir are never gonna get laid

 

no shit..

 

:rofl:that is the best story i've heard all weekend

 

:lmao:

Well played sir... well played.

 

good job :lmao:

 

Only talk about your hairy back after she's already seen it, and the only reason she should see it is because you are :boink: her.

My last gf liked to shave my back though....

 

:rofl:

maybe you scared her off, but at least you got some talk time in.

 

Wow man how old are you again??