So, I was at a dance last night (wasted as hell)...and a really cute Greek girl from ATL taps me on the shoulder and starts talking to me (NEVER happens). Well, the convo is going pretty well, I think, until she makes a comment on how she thinks chest hair is sexy (FYI, I'm a hairy beast and the top button of my shirt is undone). And my dumbass, trying to be funny, says "Oh yeah, how about hairy backs"... and she walked away.

:doh: