Civic2Scooby

I just took the most amazing dump. Solid, satisfying. Not too much effort and I felt empty afterward. The kind of dump dreams are made of. Went to grab the TP and realized oh shit the roll was empty. No biggie I just gotta waddle over and grab a roll from under the sink. No Dice. So here I am with no TP and I had to yell for my roommate to throw in some TP. Mind you my roommate is a smokin hot blond and it smelled like complete shit in the bathroom.

The End.

b00gers

Hop in the shower?

I always check for TP before sitting down

Civic2Scooby

I was outside and the urge hit. I ran in and did an immediate evacuation to my dismay. I didn't even think about hopping in the shower :doh:

DarkStarr

pics of roommate

Civic2Scooby

good luck with that one.

fathergoat

is that a no?

k3ifers

+1 for the shower, +1 for the checking before hand and +1 for pictures of the hot blonde.

IluvJae

Lee, now of all people, you should know. The phrase "Smoking hot blonde" and no pictures being shown means you're talking about a guy. Which means you're gay....but prove me wrong h:

Civic2Scooby

I'll see if I can rustle up a pic or two. She doesn't have facebook or the usual that I can grab them off of so it makes it more difficult. I don't want to go upstairs and be like "oh hey some dudes on the internet want to leg hump you...say cheeese"

fathergoat

actually you should try that and tell us her reaction