Running out of toilet paper FTL
I just took the most amazing dump. Solid, satisfying. Not too much effort and I felt empty afterward. The kind of dump dreams are made of. Went to grab the TP and realized oh shit the roll was empty. No biggie I just gotta waddle over and grab a roll from under the sink. No Dice. So here I am with no TP and I had to yell for my roommate to throw in some TP. Mind you my roommate is a smokin hot blond and it smelled like complete shit in the bathroom.
The End.