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Old May 6, 2009 | 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by JessTD
no assembly required here

i come ready to go out of the box h:
don't you mean, into the box? h:
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Old May 6, 2009 | 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by å
this guy apprently doesn't jerk off ( :bs: ) and hasn't had sex in like 4 weeks due to busyness with work and wedding arrangements... apparently he thinks that not releasing raises your chance of prostate cancer :rofl:
dude is just making excuses. what an asshole.
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Old May 6, 2009 | 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by å
what if it was a dude giving you a massage?

this guy apprently doesn't jerk off ( :bs: ) and hasn't had sex in like 4 weeks due to busyness with work and wedding arrangements... apparently he thinks that not releasing raises your chance of prostate cancer :rofl:
what a crock of lies, if i hadn't had any release in 4 weeks, it will automatically blow a load while i'm walking around.
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Old May 6, 2009 | 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by ShaolinLueb
don't you mean, into the box? h:
no cuz thats how babies are made

no thanks
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Old May 6, 2009 | 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Chefboiali
Santa Monica. Yup. Word of mouth. You walk in, and they ask you for your Drivers License. Next thing you know, you're getting a great massage, and jerked off at the end. Mama-san must have it good with SMPD, because that places is still open. o:

This shit was years ago. h: I'm a Soc. major. There's a lot of shit I've experienced just to do it.
Haha thats crazy though. I mean its not that I'm naive enough to think it doesnt exist but I guess because I dont see it I dont really think about it I guess. I respect you for some reason though. I think because of your open mindedness. Like you'll try things just to see what its about. Some of them being things I cant really go do lol.
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Old May 6, 2009 | 06:51 PM
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I respect him because he was copping feels when I was 4 years old
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Old May 7, 2009 | 10:05 PM
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every massage parlor in 29 palms near base offers happy endings. EVERY single one. they're as common as the tattoo shops or barber shops.

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Old May 7, 2009 | 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by KirkLS
Haha thats crazy though. I mean its not that I'm naive enough to think it doesnt exist but I guess because I dont see it I dont really think about it I guess. I respect you for some reason though. I think because of your open mindedness. Like you'll try things just to see what its about. Some of them being things I cant really go do lol.


I know there's a limit to participant observation, though. I think fine lines are drawn in chalk. When the "fun is over" and lines are re-drawn, you better hope you aren't caught-up and stuck on the wrong side of the line. : /

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