Santa Monica. Yup. Word of mouth. You walk in, and they ask you for your Drivers License. Next thing you know, you're getting a great massage, and jerked off at the end. Mama-san must have it good with SMPD, because that places is still open. o:

This shit was years ago. h: I'm a Soc. major. There's a lot of shit I've experienced just to do it.

 

I don't know about you, but a cute asian chick jerkin my gerkin is a rather pleasing idea.

I don't know what you talking about. But then again, this is coming from a man who has a perfect blank canvas.

 

+1

 

if you have to ask if it's cheating, it's cheating.

why pay somebody for a handjob anyways, your own two hands has more experience than any of those other hands :hsugh:

 

You've never had a handy by a stripper then h:

Oh god i feel like Jesse now.

:hi5:

 

i wanna be a stripper

 

i never had a handy by a stripper :dunno:

and i no married / engaged / tied down ... so i no cheat

 

So during pre-sexual intercourse she never played with your weenis. A tug job is a tug job, even if it is just to get jimminy cricket working lol.

 

no assembly required here

i come ready to go out of the box h:

 

what if it was a dude giving you a massage?

this guy apprently doesn't jerk off ( :bs: ) and hasn't had sex in like 4 weeks due to busyness with work and wedding arrangements... apparently he thinks that not releasing raises your chance of prostate cancer :rofl: