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Old May 4, 2009 | 02:53 PM
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Default I just farted really loud

I'm in a big wide open area too so I'm sure everybody heard.

It was one of those giving 110% farts when you strain hard and a fart rips out.

But really I was just getting out of my chair a little too fast.
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Old May 4, 2009 | 02:55 PM
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I was hot all day and didn't know why, it felt like hot flashes but found out i had to take a massive dump, just took one and i felt as it i just gave birth to spanky jr.
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Old May 4, 2009 | 02:56 PM
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start tapping your shoes. maybe people will think it was that instead.




people never think it was that instead. : \
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Old May 4, 2009 | 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
start tapping your shoes. maybe people will think it was that instead.




people never think it was that instead. :
go back to your slave job and stop wasting the company's money.
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Old May 4, 2009 | 02:57 PM
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Sounds like a Zorret. Ask hOmie what that means.

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Old May 4, 2009 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
start tapping your shoes. maybe people will think it was that instead.




people never think it was that instead. :
:rofl:

I think I heard somebody giggle, mostly everyone is pretending it didn't happen.

Sucks too because I sit beside a girl now and I think she knows.

When my department had its own room and it was only guys we used to fart all the tiem.
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Old May 4, 2009 | 03:29 PM
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Next time yell out "Adobo!" makes it that much more interesting
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Old May 4, 2009 | 03:34 PM
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how did it smell?
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Old May 4, 2009 | 03:37 PM
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I inhaled it before anyone else could :noes:

It wasn't that bad.
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Old May 4, 2009 | 03:38 PM
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God I had terrible farts last week. Made ribs and whenever I had one for leftovers or whatever my farts and shits would smell exactly like the ribs. It was nuts!
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