I just farted really loud
May 4, 2009 | 02:53 PM
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I just farted really loud
I'm in a big wide open area too so I'm sure everybody heard.
It was one of those giving 110% farts when you strain hard and a fart rips out.
But really I was just getting out of my chair a little too fast.
May 4, 2009 | 02:55 PM
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I was hot all day and didn't know why, it felt like hot flashes
but found out i had to take a massive dump, just took one and i felt as it i just gave birth to spanky jr.
May 4, 2009 | 02:56 PM
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From: glass case of emotion
start tapping your shoes. maybe people will think it was that instead.
people never think it was that instead. : \
May 4, 2009 | 02:56 PM
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e3NiNe
start tapping your shoes. maybe people will think it was that instead.
people never think it was that instead. :
go back to your slave job and stop wasting the company's money.
May 4, 2009 | 02:57 PM
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From: Cali
Sounds like a Zorret. Ask hOmie what that means.
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May 4, 2009 | 02:58 PM
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e3NiNe
start tapping your shoes. maybe people will think it was that instead.
people never think it was that instead. :
:rofl:
I think I heard somebody giggle, mostly everyone is pretending it didn't happen.
Sucks too because I sit beside a girl now and I think she knows.
When my department had its own room and it was only guys we used to fart all the tiem.
May 4, 2009 | 03:29 PM
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From: Arizona
Next time yell out "Adobo!" makes it that much more interesting
May 4, 2009 | 03:34 PM
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From: in a van down by the rive
May 4, 2009 | 03:37 PM
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I inhaled it before anyone else could :noes:
It wasn't that bad.
May 4, 2009 | 03:38 PM
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God I had terrible farts last week. Made ribs and whenever I had one for leftovers or whatever my farts and shits would smell exactly like the ribs. It was nuts!