your body is just gonna process it again and make it smell worse.

 

:rofl:

That sucks because at first you're like "That's pretty awesome" then you're like "No wait that's bad."

 

At first I was like "Mmm, I want ribs... Wait, did I just get hungry from my fart?! :ugh:"

 

Should have stood up and given them a double bi flex and said "ooooh yaa!"

 

U want farts? Buy frozen Taquito's (both beef and chicken) microwave them (do not bake) and eat with salsa and sour cream. That shit will send cows home with an inferiority complex. I'm talkin' about a large continuous volume of gas. It won't have the bouquet that can be achieved with ribs or Wendy's chili, but smell is irrelevant once you realize you could quickly fill a hot air balloon. Use that info once you've gotta set a precedent that can never be matched or beaten. I just wish I knew about it back when I was in boarding school.

 

this part got me lolling

 

Insert Obama with Ribs = win

 

Stfu.

 

:rofl:

i farted one time in our office, but it was one of those farts that comes out when you sneeze... not sure if anybody heard it...

 

yeah, good thing my chair is loud so when i got up i farted and the chair squeaked at the same time.

still, pretty sure the girl next to me heard it