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Old Jan 30, 2009 | 02:15 PM
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possibly but i dont think i would be doing stupid shit like that regardless of whos property it may be.
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Old Jan 30, 2009 | 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by lil_1_2002
sounds like white people problems
:rofl: I've been let go for DUI twice. Let me see you pull THAT one off. I just flashed my white-people's club card, and it was followed by a "carry on then".
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Old Jan 30, 2009 | 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by lil_1_2002
possibly but i dont think i would be doing stupid shit like that regardless of whos property it may be.
stupid shit?

this is far from the definition of "stupid shit"
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Old Jan 30, 2009 | 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Jafro
:rofl: I've been let go for DUI twice. Let me see you pull THAT one off. I just flashed my white-people's club card, and it was followed by a "carry on then".
:ugh: That certainly is something cool to brag about.
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Old Jan 30, 2009 | 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by MarshyTheKid
:ugh: That certainly is something cool to brag about.
Yeah, the white people club membership only has one requirement. It's how the bankers avoided accounting for what they spent the TARP funds on. How else could you explain it?

...oh, you mean the DUI thing? I've been clean and sober for almost 3 years now.
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Old Jan 30, 2009 | 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Jafro
:rofl: I've been let go for DUI twice. Let me see you pull THAT one off. I just flashed my white-people's club card, and it was followed by a "carry on then".
yea My sister caught the same thing when she got pulled over in her s2k. cop asked for ID, when she showed it she accidently flipped over her peace officer badge, the office said, "ok just slow down now, have a nice day."
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Old Jan 30, 2009 | 02:35 PM
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They said to allow 2-4 weeks for my White Person card to get here.

http://www.tvapa.com/dagstidningshumor/wpc/
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Old Jan 30, 2009 | 02:37 PM
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If I were Jesse I'd start a band called Jesse and the Rippers.
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Old Jan 30, 2009 | 02:41 PM
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i would of told him to fuck off and to arrest me. he knows damm well he cant you're on private property and if he did you would of had a field day in court with him.
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Old Jan 30, 2009 | 03:43 PM
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some cops just like to swing their dick around.

I asked a cop some questions, and he was just being a dick to me the whole time.

The next day I was talking to my cop buddy, and I told him about the previous day's event. He agreed, that cop just likes being a dick.

Dick cop probably has homosexual tendencies, and is in denial. Or he likes to hit his lady friends with the billy club during intercourse.
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