So at work there's a dude that sits across from me and 1 o'clock of me is a girl (the cubicles are standard height, whereas you'd have to stand up straight to look over at the other person's desk). She's attractive, got a great personality and is a pretty social person. The dude in front has been working for months to get a piece of her. Every fucking sleazy comment I have heard this guy try on her. Basically he's one of those Filipinos who thinks he's black and thinks he's God's gift to women.

The problem I have is, every time me and this girl have a conversation the fucking dude always butts in and cuts me off. I'm pretty laid back guy, but I can't have a normal dialogue with her without him saying some stupid ass Casanova shit. It's not like I want to date this woman, I don't fucking know why he's so insecure about me talking to him. I'm one of the leads in the dept and in a lot of cases he's below me. I'm pretty opposite at work and keep to myself in order to stay out of trouble. So if I was off the clock, I'd give this guy shit non-stop. I asked my other coworker who sits nearby and she also notices him doing this shit.

I'm more than open to suggestions, I personally want to fuck with this guy and get him anxious.

 

talk to the girl about it and see if she notices. if she does, set some shit up with her to piss him off. pretend you have a date or something.

 

gimme your work addy sounds like i need to make a trip to the OC

 

I was going to suggest this, but it may also make you look like a jerk for any future :jerkit:.

I'd just make small comments to see if she starts bitching about him, for all you know they could of/have hooked up outside of work.

 

I did consider this but like what Chanc said, I don't want to look like an ass......but if she goes out of her way, I'm game
Not worth the gas mijo, you'd probably pity him more than anything
Doubt they hooked up, he's always dropping hints to hang out (yeah his latest idea that they should go to H&H to look at some sweaters.......yeah i know, what a ***) but it seems she's not buying it.

 

i didn't think about that.

 

pics

 

Kick his ass. Jello his stapler. Mess with his PC/Phone.

 

Discuss it very loudly at the water cooler h: But in all seriousness you should talk to her about it to see if it bothers her, if it does play from there.

 

repeat this scenario with her, except tell her its one of your friends thats going through this situation. so u wanna ask her for a "girls opinion" to see how "your friend" should handle this. see what that foo has to say.