So at work there's a dude that sits across from me and 1 o'clock of me is a girl (the cubicles are standard height, whereas you'd have to stand up straight to look over at the other person's desk). She's attractive, got a great personality and is a pretty social person. The dude in front has been working for months to get a piece of her. Every fucking sleazy comment I have heard this guy try on her. Basically he's one of those Filipinos who thinks he's black and thinks he's God's gift to women.

The problem I have is, every time me and this girl have a conversation the fucking dude always butts in and cuts me off. I'm pretty laid back guy, but I can't have a normal dialogue with her without him saying some stupid ass Casanova shit. It's not like I want to date this woman, I don't fucking know why he's so insecure about me talking to him. I'm one of the leads in the dept and in a lot of cases he's below me. I'm pretty opposite at work and keep to myself in order to stay out of trouble. So if I was off the clock, I'd give this guy shit non-stop. I asked my other coworker who sits nearby and she also notices him doing this shit.

I'm more than open to suggestions, I personally want to fuck with this guy and get him anxious.