I got mad at my kid for whining yesterday. Then I saw his bloody lip and he told me his younger brother had hit him in the face with a toy. Felt pretty bad about that one.

I gave him a tootsie roll. That made it better.

 

i showed up to work an hour late.
told my boss i got a flat half-way to work.
i really just called and went back to sleep.

 

i had a feeling that i was thinking of the totally wrong thing


but i went with it anyways :doh: :rofl:

 

Some spoiled rotten bitch that I work with was complaining in a blog that she had to wait for a Mini dell that her boyfriend got her. Even getting in a fight with him over it. So.. I wrote in it anonomously about how spoiled she was, and that if I was her boyfriend.. my cock would be shoved too far down her throat that she wouldn't even have a chance to complain that she didn't have it yet


I felt kinda like a douchebag after. But I got over it.

 

Oh snap, Janna is a badass

 

Janna is just an e-thug

 

i just farted

eta: that could go in either thread.

tell him to suck it up

 

Been ignoring the calls from my old supervisor who wants to ask me questions about the website, which I have already answered before and wrote down numerous times for him. He likes to talk a lot and can be irritating.

 

Some friend you are!
Bribing ftw

 

Yelling at my cat who was going around meowing at nothing and being really irritating. I would pick him up and he would want to get away, so I would let him down and he would just continue to meow.