Some spoiled rotten bitch that I work with was complaining in a blog that she had to wait for a Mini dell that her boyfriend got her. Even getting in a fight with him over it. So.. I wrote in it anonomously about how spoiled she was, and that if I was her boyfriend.. my cock would be shoved too far down her throat that she wouldn't even have a chance to complain that she didn't have it yet


I felt kinda like a douchebag after. But I got over it.