Took a whiz all over the engine bay and door handles of my buddies car. It was funny, the car was parked in the alley behind his house and he was having a shindig. I was pissing under the hood and a few people came walking up to go to the party. They were like "WTF are you doing :eh: " and I was like, "it's OK, it's Mo's car h: " and they were like




h:

 

Threw a rock into the back of a buddy's head.

 

I teabagged my buddy. Haven't trimmed in a while either.

 

I let my brother blow black pepper into my eyes for scavenger hunt points.

dom thats freaking nasty.