what movie?
Girl: Suitor number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake or a jackhammer?
Guy 1: Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed.
Guy 2: Where do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that.
Guy 1: Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed.
Guy 2: Where do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that.
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2015 Ford Mustang GT Fastback - Ingot Silver - 6M - Performance Package - Gibson Catback, JLT CAI, FR 47lb injectors, BAMA E85 tune, Eibach Sportline, BMR wheel hop kit, UPR oil separator, Steeda shifter bushing/bracket
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Girl: Suitor number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake or a jackhammer?
Guy 1: Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed.
Guy 2: Where do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that.
Guy 1: Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed.
Guy 2: Where do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that.
:bowrofl:
That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. I mean, look at you. You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex. And I should know, we can smell our own.
that shit is classic :rofl:
:bowrofl: I used to scream that all day
Best movie
Girl: Suitor number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake or a jackhammer?
Guy 1: Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed.
Guy 2: Where do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that.
Guy 1: Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed.
Guy 2: Where do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that.
LT: Is the doomsday clock really at 7 minutes to midnight??? It was a 2 minutes to when I was younger.
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...


