Originally Posted by
dubcac
Girl: Suitor number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake or a jackhammer?
Guy 1: Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed.
Guy 2: Where do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that.
:bowrofl:
That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. I mean, look at you. You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex. And I should know, we can smell our own.
that shit is classic :rofl: