They will be the downfall of modern civilization.

 

because unicorn is from two latin words

also real original unicorns werent horse related, more like goats ... with beards

 

dumb

 

I think they're:ghey:

 

http://www.shoutfile.com/v/V2uMumhD/...corn_Mayonaise

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you all laugh now

but when you have a sister who is absolutely obsessed with them because they are close to horses in pictures ... you will think twice. i used to put up with a new unicorn story almost every day. if i never hear some old ass story about unicorns for as long as i live i'll be completely happy

 

unicorns only come in white. what up with that?

 

White animals are retarded = Unicorns are retarded = Natural selection took its toll. :dunno:

 

There was a unicorn in my muffler, pokin holes and shit

 

supposed to symbolize their purity. they are supposedly the purest of all mystic creatures.

My wife is obsessed with them as mystical creatures, unicorns and dragons. her favorite 80's movie is Legend (or something like that with brad pitt). it involves a unicorn some how. I fell asleep during it, but to each their own.