more like 10-12 min h:

 

i just took a poop but in the bathroom like a normal person

 

I just realized that i haven't pooped yet and this is absolutely astonishing! I did 3 times at work Monday.

 

I pooped about 20 minutes ago. I'm still coming down from my "post poop glow".

 

you need to keep a back-up bag in the car, pair of jeans, white t-shirt, boxers, socks, and a belt.

 

Werd

 

Why the hell would you need to change your belt? Good job sir Cam, Jerzys finest!

 

:rofl: :cam:

Our friend Noah started working for us about 3 years ago. On his first day, he goes to the bathroom to take a dump in one of the handicap stalls, the kind with the elevated seat that is open in the middle. Well, he comes out of the bathroom and tells us that he's gotta run home, but he lives like 5 blocks away, and that it would take him long. We're all :thinking:

When he came back, he said that his schlong was pointed straight, and he peed straight into his pants as they were around his ankles. :rofl:

:hs:

 

i wish I had that problem

 

I woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee, but I had a boner. So I tried my hardest to push my wang down, but no luck, and I got the pee all over the floor and my right leg :fuck: