Cam's EPIC poop thread.....6/4/08
 

Hey peoplez :af:


Well something happened to me at work and yes.......it does involve poop. So here it goes......

As most of you know I work nights and this particular night was one I won't forget. :chuckles: So our first break was called at 1:00am and we're allowed to purchase food to eat so I picked up a fruit punch minute maid carton and a pizza hot pockets even though I had a hawaiian punch juice can and burger with me.

I dunno, I guess I was hungry. Anyway I put in the hot pockets for 5 mins and proceeded to eat the burger and juice before the hot pockets were done, which I did. Then I ate the pockets and drank some of the other juice. I went back to work and around 2:00am my stomach started to make noises and farts followed shorty. Really nasty ones if I may add. :chuckles:

Finally I decided I had to go to the bathroom so I went in one of those small room types with the door......so glad I did this. So I got in the bathroom and felt a fart coming but it wasn't. :( I went and sharted on myself :hs: I tried to pull my shorts down but it had one of those belly button in the hole type of clips and acted like freaking damn dead bolt lock on my waist.

I dropped my pants and took a crazy shit to find poop on my boxers, right leg, shorts and some on my right sneaker. :ugh: :noes: I practically shit myself. So here I am full of shit and still have about 4 hours of work left. :rolleyes:

I took my boxers and threw them in the garbage but there was still some poop on the inside of my shorts. :mad: Thank GOD the paper towel dispenser was just filled, usually its empty. I then thought since my jean shorts are dark, if they're wet no one would really notice so I turned them inside out and wet the poopy area. Used like a 1000 sheets of paper towels using the foamy soap dispenser and lots of scrubing. It actually to my surprise came off and didn't smell.

After I cleaned up, practially took a shower in there, and after about a 1/2 hour I put on my shorts and went back to work. I got home, and turned them inside out and to my surprise they were perfectly clean looking and dry. They didn't even smell but I threw them in the washer to make sure. :oh: I then took a shower and proceeded to make this thread.

So yea, fucking shit myself at work today. :rofl: :hs:

:lmao: owwnd





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Yea.....I could laugh about it now but when it happened I was like WTF am I gonna do now? I couldn't go to my boss and be like hey I gotta go home.........why?...........because I fucking shit myself and have nothing to wear. :chuckles:

that's sick as hell.

thanks for sharing! :goodjob:

i bet he would have understood

:eh:

Last thing on my mind was a cell phone camera pic but that would have been even MORE EPIC! :lmao:

Cam I saw you pm'd me like forever ago about an exhaust. Skelly forgot :hs:

I miss you no homo

:lmao:

way to go

you should've told your boss... wonder how he'd respond...