FYI on Carlos Guillen
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FYI on Carlos Guillen
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/6105/news
:lmao: nothing is secret in baseball, nothing.
May 28 The Associated Press reports Detroit Tigers 3B Carlos Guillen (hemorrhoids) has been shifted to designated hitter due to a bad case of hemorrhoids.
May 28 DH Carlos Guillen was slotted as the DH Tuesday night for Detroit because of a bad case of hemorrhoids. "The decision is that he can hardly move," manager Jim Leyland explained. "He has hemorrhoids so bad, he probably shouldn't have been out there. I don't know if he's going to have them lanced or not." Leyland said the problem has bothered Guillen for nearly a week "but got worse. He could hardly walk last night. He's hurting, but he's a trouper."
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Carlos had bad, very bad hemorrhoids that stung him unmerciful. Ugh, they were awful. They were like stinky little balloons. Ugh. And I gave him some special anointment, and he hurt so bad that he had to apply it in the car with his sock. Thank you!