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Old 05-05-2008, 09:15 AM
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need new joke... lets hear them

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Old 05-05-2008, 09:17 AM
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Jesse

















:rofl:
Old 05-05-2008, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by RicoD
Jesse

:rofl:
i laughed.
Old 05-05-2008, 09:23 AM
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how do you put a jew in a dillema?







offer him free pork.
Old 05-05-2008, 09:38 AM
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One of my coworkers recently passed the Bar Exam so we had to bust out some lawyer jokes:


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?




None. Lawyers only screw us.

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Old 05-05-2008, 09:39 AM
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only?
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Originally Posted by RicoD
Jesse


:rofl:

i gots funnier one

[SPOILER="joke that makes all the ladies laugh"]ricos penis[/SPOILER]
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Originally Posted by rebeld
i gots funnier one

[spoiler="joke that makes all the ladies laugh"]ricos penis[/spoiler]
I'm glad I made you laugh
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Originally Posted by k3ifers
only?
yeah my bizzzzzzaaaad.
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Originally Posted by RicoD
I'm glad I made you laugh
you're sisters the one who told me

said they didnt even know you was a boy until you were about 5



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