Joke Thread
need new joke... lets hear them 
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
One of my coworkers recently passed the Bar Exam so we had to bust out some lawyer jokes:
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Lawyers only screw us.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Lawyers only screw us.
Last edited by RB; May 5, 2008 at 09:42 AM.


