ATTN: Spandex Man
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it's my D in a B
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From: Your Mom's House
ATTN: Spandex Man
Nobody wants to see your ass! I just walked to the grocery store and I decided to take the creek path instead of the streets and I must've been visually raped 50+ time by middle-aged men in fucking tights riding their bikes. Is it really fucking necessary to have the latest and greatest in breathable moisture-wicking clothing just to cruise around the creek path on your bike? Wtf is wrong with a fucking T-shirt and shorts?!?!? 
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From: Lll
Spandex biking shorts have padding to protect your taint nerves from pinching. I wear them when I bike 
Riding with just regular shorts for long distances is FTL.
Of course I wear them under baggy shorts :uhhok:
Riding with just regular shorts for long distances is FTL.Of course I wear them under baggy shorts :uhhok:
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it's my D in a B
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From: Your Mom's House
These guys are cruising around town on the creek path, I'm pretty sure their taints would survive. I used to mountain bike a lot and I'd go on several-hour rides in normal shorts. :dunno:
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From: Lll
Schiggity
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From: Calgary, Canada
While he was never arrested for wearing his original thong, which police said was within the law, he was jailed last week for sporting a smaller, flesh-colored thong that exposed his anus.
