Nobody wants to see your ass! I just walked to the grocery store and I decided to take the creek path instead of the streets and I must've been visually raped 50+ time by middle-aged men in fucking tights riding their bikes. Is it really fucking necessary to have the latest and greatest in breathable moisture-wicking clothing just to cruise around the creek path on your bike? Wtf is wrong with a fucking T-shirt and shorts?!?!?