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can we get a good couple paragraphs about the sandwich at least?
Ingredients:
get bread from your local garbage can, look for honest-to-goodness feces residue on the crust
find a possum and slice him nice and thin
salad mix equivalent to Hintz Ketchup
tomaco
street vendor avacado
floorshrooms (see here)
a not-too-manufactured-tasting ranch dressing (I picked Brothelhouse Farms "Creamy Gonorrhea")