Originally Posted by
k3ifers
can we get a good couple paragraphs about the sandwich at least?
Ingredients:
get bread from your local garbage can, look for honest-to-goodness feces residue on the crust
find a possum and slice him nice and thin
salad mix equivalent to Hintz Ketchup
tomaco
street vendor avacado
floorshrooms (
see here)
a not-too-manufactured-tasting ranch dressing (I picked Brothelhouse Farms "Creamy Gonorrhea")