funny road rage incident
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From: Bethlehem PA
funny road rage incident
So yesterday im picking up my fiancee from the doctors office.
We're driving home on a local street when this asshole comes out of nowhere from behind and begins to tailgate me. He was so close that I can see his fucken teeth and the cigarette brand he's smoking.
So I m approaching the intersection, with cars ahead but the light changed green yet im still slowing down cause cars are starting to move forward.
This moron decides that since im slowing down he's going to go around me crossing double yellow line to pass. So he did, didnt matter to me as long as he didnt hit me. So he cuts around me and then brakes hard. Maybe because the cars ahead are slowly taking off. I anticipated that so I began slowing down when the moron went around me.
We both make a right and we end up side by side at the next red light. At this point im pissed because there's no need to tail gate me. ( I hate tailgaters ) especially when your on a local fucken street and YOU KNOW cops always hide in a spot but of course not this time.
So I get next to him and lower my right passenger window about to tell this suckr off. As he begins rolling the window down, the loud music he was playing was beyond hysterical. Once his window reaches half way, he says "Yes". This may sound racist but dont know how else to put it. The way he said it just made me break down laughing in the car. He basically couldnt speak english ( probably russian or polish ) and looks like a total queer.
I dont know why or how I did that but it completely made me feel much better just laughing in his face.
My fiancee said something to him like, You look like a *** or something related to that but i was to busy laughing to pay attention.
So now when her or I say yes we start laughing out of no more.
I kno reading it wont sound funny but I had to share it.
We're driving home on a local street when this asshole comes out of nowhere from behind and begins to tailgate me. He was so close that I can see his fucken teeth and the cigarette brand he's smoking.
So I m approaching the intersection, with cars ahead but the light changed green yet im still slowing down cause cars are starting to move forward.
This moron decides that since im slowing down he's going to go around me crossing double yellow line to pass. So he did, didnt matter to me as long as he didnt hit me. So he cuts around me and then brakes hard. Maybe because the cars ahead are slowly taking off. I anticipated that so I began slowing down when the moron went around me.
We both make a right and we end up side by side at the next red light. At this point im pissed because there's no need to tail gate me. ( I hate tailgaters ) especially when your on a local fucken street and YOU KNOW cops always hide in a spot but of course not this time.
So I get next to him and lower my right passenger window about to tell this suckr off. As he begins rolling the window down, the loud music he was playing was beyond hysterical. Once his window reaches half way, he says "Yes". This may sound racist but dont know how else to put it. The way he said it just made me break down laughing in the car. He basically couldnt speak english ( probably russian or polish ) and looks like a total queer.
I dont know why or how I did that but it completely made me feel much better just laughing in his face.
My fiancee said something to him like, You look like a *** or something related to that but i was to busy laughing to pay attention.
So now when her or I say yes we start laughing out of no more.
I kno reading it wont sound funny but I had to share it.
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From: pittsburgh.
that kinda makes sense actually, in some contries thats just how people drive. when I was in SA if there someone behind you that wanted to get past you were expected to drive on the shoulder or pull over. Seems crazy but when slow people pull over for you as soon as come up on them it suddenly makes a lot of sense.