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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 08:44 AM
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told my boss my balls hurth:

Going to the Dr. at 2pm:happysad: I think my testie is infected, feels like someone is flicking me in the nut, keep getting that nausea associated with nut pain and the abdominh:

I had this like 4 yrs ago, but way worse, I think my plumbing is fucked...need to do some kegelsh:
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 08:50 AM
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http://www.emedicine.com/EMERG/topic573.htm

Testicular torsion is a true urologic emergency and must be differentiated from other complaints of testicular pain because a delay in diagnosis and management can lead to loss of the testicle. In adolescent males, testicular torsion is the most frequent cause of testicle loss.
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 08:50 AM
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You're gonna have 1 nut left...............or no balls. :eek3:
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 08:52 AM
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My soccer buddy has 1.5 nuts. He got kicked in the nuts a year ago and it actually SPLIT his testie. They had to remove half of it. He still kicks so much ass though.
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 08:53 AM
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WOW........thoughtof1nutscaresme
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 08:55 AM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 08:56 AM
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by v6_accord_jerz
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huh?
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 08:58 AM
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good luck, be ready for ultrasound on the nads. that shit sucks
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
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