So i made BLT's for lunch and didn't have time to clean the pan before I went to class. One of my fucking roommates just started a grease fire because he tried to "burn off" the grease in the pan because he "didnt want to clean up my mess"

How fucking dumb can you be? Now the entire apartment reeks of bacon grease.

I go 'so are you gonna buy me a new pan since you just fucked mine up?' and he goes 'I think you should buy the pan because you're a slob'...uh :eh:

 

knock him out with the pan.

 

Your room mate is a fucking moron. Kick his ass out before he accidentally kills you.

 

Throw the hot bacon grease onto his bed. That smell will stay on his bed forever.

 

You guys are all going to school for engineering huh? h:

 

I'd rather live in a slum by my self than in a better place with a roommate. Can I get an amen?

 

roommates FTL

 

He's going to school on his mommy's money and eating on his mommy's credit card. Most kids like that have zero common sense.

 

id rather live in a better place by myself.

 

Well, yea. Obviously.