So i made BLT's for lunch and didn't have time to clean the pan before I went to class. One of my fucking roommates just started a grease fire because he tried to "burn off" the grease in the pan because he "didnt want to clean up my mess"

How fucking dumb can you be? Now the entire apartment reeks of bacon grease.

I go 'so are you gonna buy me a new pan since you just fucked mine up?' and he goes 'I think you should buy the pan because you're a slob'...uh :eh: