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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by rebeld
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wouldn't know what that is
you're sick..
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 12:44 PM
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i bet the stripper had a backroom bet going with her friends ...


"Hey girls, I just took a huge shit ... I even wiped from back to front, I bet I can make someone lick it."
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 12:48 PM
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Microwaving is definitely a form of cooking.

Moments like that are why I sometimes hate chicks, they are so freaking sensitive. I will even go so far as to say that it is usually the chicks fault for an argument arising. Heck, it's usually their fault that the relationship fails -- because they get so pissy about little stuff.
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 12:51 PM
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Is it really that tough to boil water and throw pasta in then drain though? Thats still cooking... microwave isnt dood
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
i bet the stripper had a backroom bet going with her friends ...


"Hey girls, I just took a huge shit ... I even wiped from back to front, I bet I can make someone lick it."
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by canada
Is it really that tough to boil water and throw pasta in then drain though? Thats still cooking... microwave isnt dood
I did that last night

I can cook.. sorta
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
i bet the stripper had a backroom bet going with her friends ...


"Hey girls, I just took a huge shit ... I even wiped from back to front, I bet I can make someone lick it."
the truth is way worse:

he wiped some dude's soldiers onto his lips.
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 01:01 PM
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I made some spaghetti last night :yumyum:
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by canada
Is it really that tough to boil water and throw pasta in then drain though? Thats still cooking... microwave isnt dood
I have a box of hot pockets that begs to differ. h:





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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by v6_accord_jerz
So last night me, my gf and her sister were watching tv. A commercial comes up showing some kinda pasta and we all say mmm that looks good. I turn to my gf
me............ "i'll cook it for you"
gf.............."yea but you can't cook"
me............."i'll just throw it in the microwave and there you go"
gf.............."that's not cooking" [smiling]
me............."yes it is" [laughing]
gf.............."no it isn't" [semi-serious face]
gf sister......[laughing]
me............."then why does it is say COOK for 30 mins in the back of the box if it's not cooking?"
gf sister.......[laughing]
me..............[laughing]
gf...............[definately not laughing]

So I go the rest of the night like nothing, watch a movie, said gnite, hugged, and went home. I get home and text her gnite, love u, blah blah. I get this text message back:



wtf? :eh:

I didn't text her back and got a text today asking if I was mad at her and I said nope i'm good. She was like are you sure? I said yea i'm not mad, i'm used to you over reacting already.

Now she's all pissy. :chuckles:

Females and their sensitive side and over reacting ftl. I still don't understand how me not being able to cook has to do with her not being good enough for someone to cook for. h:
the problem is you are making her feel like she is not good enough. women take their womanly duties seriously when it comes to their man. the only way you couldve made this worse is if you said you would rather have her sisters or her best friends cooking.

kind of shitty analogy:
she sees something she wants: an expensive purse, a nds, something considerably costly. you cannot afford to get this for her so she mentions it to her guy friend who youve been suspicious about and he buys it for her. now she is getting attention and gifts from another guy

im not trying to say you are totally in the wrong
just i know where is coming from in this situation
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