Post things only females would understand........
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From: Dirty Jersey
Post things only females would understand........
So last night me, my gf and her sister were watching tv. A commercial comes up showing some kinda pasta and we all say mmm that looks good. I turn to my gf
me............ "i'll cook it for you"
gf.............."yea but you can't cook"
me............."i'll just throw it in the microwave and there you go"
gf.............."that's not cooking" [smiling]
me............."yes it is" [laughing]
gf.............."no it isn't" [semi-serious face]
gf sister......[laughing]
me............."then why does it is say COOK for 30 mins in the back of the box if it's not cooking?"
gf sister.......[laughing]
me..............[laughing]
gf...............[definately not laughing]
So I go the rest of the night like nothing, watch a movie, said gnite, hugged, and went home. I get home and text her gnite, love u, blah blah. I get this text message back:
wtf? :eh:
I didn't text her back and got a text today asking if I was mad at her and I said nope i'm good. She was like are you sure? I said yea i'm not mad, i'm used to you over reacting already.
Now she's all pissy. :chuckles:
Females and their sensitive side and over reacting ftl. I still don't understand how me not being able to cook has to do with her not being good enough for someone to cook for.
h:
me............ "i'll cook it for you"
gf.............."yea but you can't cook"
me............."i'll just throw it in the microwave and there you go"
gf.............."that's not cooking" [smiling]
me............."yes it is" [laughing]
gf.............."no it isn't" [semi-serious face]
gf sister......[laughing]
me............."then why does it is say COOK for 30 mins in the back of the box if it's not cooking?"
gf sister.......[laughing]
me..............[laughing]
gf...............[definately not laughing]
So I go the rest of the night like nothing, watch a movie, said gnite, hugged, and went home. I get home and text her gnite, love u, blah blah. I get this text message back:
Listen, pls don't ever joke around the way u did before with the cooking thing. It was as if i'm not good enough for someone to cook for me and I didn't like it
I didn't text her back and got a text today asking if I was mad at her and I said nope i'm good. She was like are you sure? I said yea i'm not mad, i'm used to you over reacting already.
Now she's all pissy. :chuckles:
Females and their sensitive side and over reacting ftl. I still don't understand how me not being able to cook has to do with her not being good enough for someone to cook for.
h:
Not my fault I can't cook. :wtc:
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From: Dirty Jersey
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next time ...
her: Listen, pls don't ever joke around the way u did before with the cooking thing. It was as if i'm not good enough for someone to cook for me and I didn't like it
you: I will put your lights out with the snap of a finger. Try me.
her: Listen, pls don't ever joke around the way u did before with the cooking thing. It was as if i'm not good enough for someone to cook for me and I didn't like it
you: I will put your lights out with the snap of a finger. Try me.
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From: Dirty Jersey
You know she's puerto rican right? :hs:
