I've broken my left thumb 7 times and dislocated it about a million. Since its been fucked so many times you can basically flick it, and it dislocates....I played catcher/travel catcher for baseball. It only takes a couple fast balls caught wrong in the thumb to start the trend.

 

broken hand
two broken ribs
broken knee
several toes and fingers
bone chip in my hip
nose 3 times
dislocated shoulder

 

being that this thread was started by marshy...I thought it said broken boners : /

 

wouldn't suprise me

 

Dot.

 

Broken bones doesn't hurt as much due to the shock that is involved. Although, a couple of hours later, hell will arrive.
The excruciating pain will keep you up all night. The only thing Vicodin does is get you addicted or constipated . The pain does not and will not retreat.
Now, after the bone heals and the doctor has to "break" it back into place. You will enter hell once again.
In addition, if there is surgery involve. Hell will come knocking in.

 

I put three, but I have to qualify that with a response. I have broken my nose twice, but I don't think that counts as a bone. I broke my tail bone (or coccyx, or whatever its called) once, but it didn't require any medical attention. And I've broken a couple fingers (which also went untreated). So by saying three, I really mean one ass-bone, and two fingers. I have had some pretty dire injuries that didn't involve broken bones though h:

 

I actually liked the vicoden (sp) for a few days... after that, I felt the habit forming and gave it up. I'm already an alcoholic, so I don't need another vice... and having two addictions that, together, would tear my insides apart just didn't seem worth being able to sleep a little.