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a little bit of post season baseball humor

Old Oct 2, 2007 | 03:35 PM
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a friend of mine - a red sox fan - sent this to me today.


Three baseball fans were on their way from a game when they noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They looked and
discovered a nude woman, drunk and passed out.

Out of respect for the lady, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it
over her right breast. The Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over
her left breast. Following their lead, the Red Sox fan took off his cap and
placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs hat, replace it, and wrote down
some notes. Next, he lifted the Yankee cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Red Sox cap, replaced it, then lifted it again,
replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Red Sox fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look
under a Red Sox hat, I find an asshole."
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Old Oct 2, 2007 | 03:39 PM
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a yankee fan a red sox fan walking together? :bs:
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Old Oct 2, 2007 | 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by flipped cracka
a yankee fan a red sox fan walking together? :bs:
Holding hands.

Because they're both fucking gay.
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Old Oct 2, 2007 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by RB
Holding hands.

Because they're both fucking gay.
go fuck a pig, asshole.

yet another thread that you contribute nothing to.

i dont understand why you continuously go into threads when you know you have no interest in the topic. its like if you arent shitting on something, you arent happy. how sad.
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Old Oct 2, 2007 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by RB
Holding hands.

Because they're both fucking gay.
troof :chuckles:
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Old Oct 2, 2007 | 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ISP James
go fuck a pig, asshole.

yet another thread that you contribute nothing to.

i dont understand why you continuously go into threads when you know you have no interest in the topic. its like if you arent shitting on something, you arent happy. how sad.
RB...I think you broke this kids vagina.
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Old Oct 2, 2007 | 03:47 PM
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Baseball is gay...period.
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Old Oct 2, 2007 | 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by ISP James
go fuck a pig, asshole.

yet another thread that you contribute nothing to.

i dont understand why you continuously go into threads when you know you have no interest in the topic. its like if you arent shitting on something, you arent happy. how sad.
:rofl:


Get off your pedestal, jackass :rofl:
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Old Oct 2, 2007 | 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by RB
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Get off your pedestal, jackass :rofl:
RB hit a grand slam with that one h:
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Old Oct 2, 2007 | 03:50 PM
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im the one on the pedestal?

you are the one that insists on coming into threads and calling attention to yourself. you must have some serious inadquacies that you make up for by coming into HAN and shitting on everybody.
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