a friend of mine - a red sox fan - sent this to me today.


Three baseball fans were on their way from a game when they noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They looked and
discovered a nude woman, drunk and passed out.

Out of respect for the lady, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it
over her right breast. The Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over
her left breast. Following their lead, the Red Sox fan took off his cap and
placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs hat, replace it, and wrote down
some notes. Next, he lifted the Yankee cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Red Sox cap, replaced it, then lifted it again,
replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Red Sox fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look
under a Red Sox hat, I find an asshole."