So my dog goes bananas last night at my GFs apt. I wake up (3am) to this crazy scraping noise outside mixed with screaming. I threw on some shorts and run outside and there is a lesbian fight going on! Ive seen these girls making out on the balcony before. One of them is big as hell for a chick and was just wiping the concrete with the other one. It was actually kind of amusing.

Long story short, I yelled at them and the big chick ran off. The little one came inside and I was up for another hour waitiing on the cops. Too bad they werent hot, it would have been fun to throw soap suds on them and pull up a lawn chair.

 

Not quite the lesbian experience I was expecting or hoping for.

 

no pics = big lie

EDIT:
Come to think of it, it included a fat chick, so nevermind

 

what, you would want pics of ugly chicks fighting?

 

Read the edit

 

I posted that BEFORE your edit.

I think if I was going to try and impress the holy forum room with a lie, that sir would not be it.

 

What a misleading title. Next time use "butch"

 

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yeah cause all the thread titles here are so straight forward and express how "cool" the threads actually are.

 

With girl threads and this nature, do not fuck with us. Period.