So my dog goes bananas last night at my GFs apt. I wake up (3am) to this crazy scraping noise outside mixed with screaming. I threw on some shorts and run outside and there is a lesbian fight going on! Ive seen these girls making out on the balcony before. One of them is big as hell for a chick and was just wiping the concrete with the other one. It was actually kind of amusing.

Long story short, I yelled at them and the big chick ran off. The little one came inside and I was up for another hour waitiing on the cops. Too bad they werent hot, it would have been fun to throw soap suds on them and pull up a lawn chair.