I had the pleasure of going on two dates with two diff chicks this weekend. I don't know why, but shit always happens to me in twos or threes. Both asked me out, both are from the same city, both have big asses, both don't weigh more than 110lbs, both I've met from school, both don't know each other. I guess I still have it in me. :hs:

 

both are 3'5"

 

Nicely done :goodjob:

I thought girls asking guys out was just a myth :eek5:

 

Ironically they're both 5'3"

 

:bs: i need pics you chunky bitch

 

Friday chick: "Why don't you hang out with me"
-I went out with her because all my friends were at the Muse concert and I was bored as shit

Saturday chick: "I want you to take me out this weekend"
-I went out with her because all my friends were at the UFC fight

 

Ohh man, I had to see this right now.

Dear God, Im in LOVE with this new girl that started at my work. We hungout in two consecutive nights and had a fucking blast. She lives NEXT DOOR to the work place so walking over afterwards is suuuuuuuper clutch. Did I mention she is mother fucking hot?! Oh and her dad is the one that patented the "big mouth" aluminum can. Oh yes....oh mother fucking yes.

Then there is another...28...blonde...that Im taking out on Tuesday. She approached me at work on Friday night. Been playing phone tag all day. Who cares...not me. Why? Cause Im kkkrunk.

 

Well done sir, what happened to softball broad

 

so do you kiss and tell? :hsughr:

 

no, because karma can be a bitch