Ohh man, I had to see this right now.

Dear God, Im in LOVE with this new girl that started at my work. We hungout in two consecutive nights and had a fucking blast. She lives NEXT DOOR to the work place so walking over afterwards is suuuuuuuper clutch. Did I mention she is mother fucking hot?! Oh and her dad is the one that patented the "big mouth" aluminum can. Oh yes....oh mother fucking yes.

Then there is another...28...blonde...that Im taking out on Tuesday. She approached me at work on Friday night. Been playing phone tag all day. Who cares...not me. Why? Cause Im kkkrunk.