Damn Parrot (HAN NEEDS A JOKE THREAD TODAY)
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From: Spokompton,WA
There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it.
The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
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From: MI
:rofl:
k's i got two for ya
first one is pretty borderline
how does a pedophile make a lil girl cry twice
[SPOILER="pedophilia"]wipes his dick on her teddy bear[/SPOILER]
and:
two 85 year old woman are sittin on a park bench smoking cigarettes when it starts to rain. the first woman pulls out a little package and pulls a condom out of the bag. she unwraps it and puts it over her cigarrette. the second lady goes "what is that?"
first lady: its to keep my cigarette dry , its called a condom
second lady: wow, i need to get one of those, where can i find them
first lady: actually the store on the corner there has them, they even got different colors and sizes
so the second lady gets up and heads to the store. she walks in and goes right up to the clerk and asks "you have any condoms?" the clerk asks her "sure , but what size you need?"
the lady looks at him and goes, " i don't know, whatever will fit a camel"
h:
k's i got two for ya
first one is pretty borderline
how does a pedophile make a lil girl cry twice
[SPOILER="pedophilia"]wipes his dick on her teddy bear[/SPOILER]
and:
two 85 year old woman are sittin on a park bench smoking cigarettes when it starts to rain. the first woman pulls out a little package and pulls a condom out of the bag. she unwraps it and puts it over her cigarrette. the second lady goes "what is that?"
first lady: its to keep my cigarette dry , its called a condom
second lady: wow, i need to get one of those, where can i find them
first lady: actually the store on the corner there has them, they even got different colors and sizes
so the second lady gets up and heads to the store. she walks in and goes right up to the clerk and asks "you have any condoms?" the clerk asks her "sure , but what size you need?"
the lady looks at him and goes, " i don't know, whatever will fit a camel"
h:
Stupid Power Ball
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From: Dirty Jersey
:rofl:
k's i got two for ya
first one is pretty borderline
how does a pedophile make a lil girl cry twice
[spoiler="pedophilia"]wipes his dick on her teddy bear[/spoiler]
and:
two 85 year old woman are sittin on a park bench smoking cigarettes when it starts to rain. the first woman pulls out a little package and pulls a condom out of the bag. she unwraps it and puts it over her cigarrette. the second lady goes "what is that?"
first lady: its to keep my cigarette dry , its called a condom
second lady: wow, i need to get one of those, where can i find them
first lady: actually the store on the corner there has them, they even got different colors and sizes
so the second lady gets up and heads to the store. she walks in and goes right up to the clerk and asks "you have any condoms?" the clerk asks her "sure , but what size you need?"
the lady looks at him and goes, " i don't know, whatever will fit a camel"
h:
k's i got two for ya
first one is pretty borderline
how does a pedophile make a lil girl cry twice
[spoiler="pedophilia"]wipes his dick on her teddy bear[/spoiler]
and:
two 85 year old woman are sittin on a park bench smoking cigarettes when it starts to rain. the first woman pulls out a little package and pulls a condom out of the bag. she unwraps it and puts it over her cigarrette. the second lady goes "what is that?"
first lady: its to keep my cigarette dry , its called a condom
second lady: wow, i need to get one of those, where can i find them
first lady: actually the store on the corner there has them, they even got different colors and sizes
so the second lady gets up and heads to the store. she walks in and goes right up to the clerk and asks "you have any condoms?" the clerk asks her "sure , but what size you need?"
the lady looks at him and goes, " i don't know, whatever will fit a camel"
h:
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Fight On!
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From: Spokompton,WA
Fight On!
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From: Spokompton,WA
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scrotal surge
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From: Cali
Well played, my friend. I stand corrected
