:rofl:
k's i got two for ya
first one is pretty borderline
how does a pedophile make a lil girl cry twice
[spoiler="pedophilia"]wipes his dick on her teddy bear[/spoiler]
and:
two 85 year old woman are sittin on a park bench smoking cigarettes when it starts to rain. the first woman pulls out a little package and pulls a condom out of the bag. she unwraps it and puts it over her cigarrette. the second lady goes "what is that?"
first lady: its to keep my cigarette dry , its called a condom
second lady: wow, i need to get one of those, where can i find them
first lady: actually the store on the corner there has them, they even got different colors and sizes
so the second lady gets up and heads to the store. she walks in and goes right up to the clerk and asks "you have any condoms?" the clerk asks her "sure , but what size you need?"
the lady looks at him and goes, " i don't know, whatever will fit a camel"
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