Beware they walk among us
I go duffy on dem bitches
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From: Gonzales, Louisiana
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we
were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and
found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its
open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side." This was at the Ford
dealership in Canton , Mississippi !
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were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and
found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its
open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side." This was at the Ford
dealership in Canton , Mississippi !
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514.315.407.405
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From: Syracuse, NY... again.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person
behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only
had iceburg lettuce. He was a Chef? Yep... From Kansas City !
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person
behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only
had iceburg lettuce. He was a Chef? Yep... From Kansas City !
aka Heywoodjablowme
Joined: Jul 2003
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From: Nashville, TN
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for
the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A
deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
one day about 2:30 i got a trouble that was called in the same day. we usually stop taking troubles for the same day at 1pm & this one came in at 2pm, so the lady had already been informed she would be charged premium rates before i was sent out......
the trouble was "no sync/no surf. cust REFUSES to troubleshoot & DEMANDS dispatch today"
i get there & she starts going on & on about how the dsl doesn't work & then said "....& the fucking computer won't come on either..."
i go over to her desk, look down at the power strip laying on the floor, turn the little power button to "on" & hand her a bill for $200 w/ a big
on my face as i said "it's usually important for electrical devices to actually have electricity applied to them"
this was one of those instances that just makes you feel all warm & tingly inside
the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A
deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
one day about 2:30 i got a trouble that was called in the same day. we usually stop taking troubles for the same day at 1pm & this one came in at 2pm, so the lady had already been informed she would be charged premium rates before i was sent out......
the trouble was "no sync/no surf. cust REFUSES to troubleshoot & DEMANDS dispatch today"
i get there & she starts going on & on about how the dsl doesn't work & then said "....& the fucking computer won't come on either..."
i go over to her desk, look down at the power strip laying on the floor, turn the little power button to "on" & hand her a bill for $200 w/ a big
on my face as i said "it's usually important for electrical devices to actually have electricity applied to them"this was one of those instances that just makes you feel all warm & tingly inside
Checking it twice
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From: Twixt Hell/Ann Arbor MI
I had a run in with a woman in a parking lot...she couldn't unlock her car with her remote, the battery was dead. I had to tell her to use the key....:doh:
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...
Stupid Power Ball
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From: Dirty Jersey
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for
the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A
deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
one day about 2:30 i got a trouble that was called in the same day. we usually stop taking troubles for the same day at 1pm & this one came in at 2pm, so the lady had already been informed she would be charged premium rates before i was sent out......
the trouble was "no sync/no surf. cust REFUSES to troubleshoot & DEMANDS dispatch today"
i get there & she starts going on & on about how the dsl doesn't work & then said "....& the fucking computer won't come on either..."
i go over to her desk, look down at the power strip laying on the floor, turn the little power button to "on" & hand her a bill for $200 w/ a big on my face as i said "it's usually important for electrical devices to actually have electricity applied to them"
this was one of those instances that just makes you feel all warm & tingly inside
the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A
deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
one day about 2:30 i got a trouble that was called in the same day. we usually stop taking troubles for the same day at 1pm & this one came in at 2pm, so the lady had already been informed she would be charged premium rates before i was sent out......
the trouble was "no sync/no surf. cust REFUSES to troubleshoot & DEMANDS dispatch today"
i get there & she starts going on & on about how the dsl doesn't work & then said "....& the fucking computer won't come on either..."
i go over to her desk, look down at the power strip laying on the floor, turn the little power button to "on" & hand her a bill for $200 w/ a big
on my face as i said "it's usually important for electrical devices to actually have electricity applied to them"this was one of those instances that just makes you feel all warm & tingly inside
I would have unplugged her tv as I left.
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From: New Orleans
514.315.407.405
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From: Syracuse, NY... again.