fuck, so my roomie had a kegger at the house last night while i was gone, well i guess there were some fine women here and a couple of em ended up crashing in my room. well stripper has some of her clothes here, and they saw them, and my roomies gf saw, and she knows im not dating anyone so she goes who's clothes are those, and my roommate without thinking says oh this stripper jesse picked up.....

now all these cuties think im trashy cuz my roommate cant make up a story really quick

 

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ah the sounds of the brakes while you tumble around under the bus. I love when that happen.s

 

*shrugs*

 

:rofl: if you can't do the time...

 

tell your roomie's gf he has herpes

 

kill the witnesses:hsdunno:

 

Don't do anything you aren't proud of.

 

too late for that apparently.

 

Your new name is T-pain

 

oh i's proud of my stripper friend, its just when you have hotties in your house you prolly shouldnt start telling stripper stories....it doesnt wind up good

so it would seem