fuck, so my roomie had a kegger at the house last night while i was gone, well i guess there were some fine women here and a couple of em ended up crashing in my room. well stripper has some of her clothes here, and they saw them, and my roomies gf saw, and she knows im not dating anyone so she goes who's clothes are those, and my roommate without thinking says oh this stripper jesse picked up.....

now all these cuties think im trashy cuz my roommate cant make up a story really quick