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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 06:43 AM
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fat chicks give the best head

Especially the ones that got braces even though they didn't have effed up teeth but they thought they would lose weight from them because they hurt whenever they tighten them so some people wouldn't eat but the fatties just kept eating but and fat.....


Gr@mMiR Fer TeH Wen!
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 08:28 AM
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each "no" is one more closer to the next "yes"

besides, girls are expendable. who cares.
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 08:34 AM
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also you should aim low
hot chicks are not that much different than avg chicks in the way they say yes or no to asking them out
this way you get experience and you arent as nervous
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Grifter
also you should aim low
hot chicks are not that much different than avg chicks in the way they say yes or no to asking them out
this way you get experience and you arent as nervous
werd.

practice on the average looking girls, and then when ready for the real game, hit up the hotties.
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 08:36 AM
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
if you're friends with her and want things to return to normal quickly, just say ... "oh, I'm sorry ... I was drunk".

That line is like a get out of jail free card.
Wont that make them feel bad though? Like.. they only way I would ask you out is if I was drunk?

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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 08:38 AM
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Each time you dont swing, you might get a walk. Then you end up on first base. The guy after you might hit a sacrifice fly and you end up on second. But he might also hit a double play. Then you end up in the dugout. But the inning might end and you get to play the field again. Just make sure you call out your pop flys so you dont bang heads with the next guy.

Weird analogy, but im sure you get it.
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by 95SiR
werd.

practice on the average looking girls, and then when ready for the real game, hit up the hotties.
the downside to this is when you arent looking the perfect woman comes along under the completely worst circumstances and you feel like youre in high school again
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Grifter
the downside to this is when you arent looking the perfect woman comes along under the completely worst circumstances and you feel like youre in high school again
thats why you shouldnt take any girl seriously til later h:
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by 95SiR
werd.

practice on the average looking girls, and then when ready for the real game, hit up the hotties.
In college it was more fun to be good friends with hot girls. You got the occasional high quality booty-call action with them or their friends, without having to cater to their inner bitch.

Plus, the average girls see you with the hotties and :rick:

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